Egyptian Hell‏

[د. يحي الشاعر]

الصحف المصرية والعربية

Egyptian Hell‏

من الأشياء الجميلة في الحياة ، أن تصلك رسالة في الصباح وتجلب لك بسمة علي الشفاة

هذه أحدهم

د. يحي الشاعر

اقتباس --- Date: Sunday, January 25, 2009, 5:11 PM A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told: 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you down on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.' The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Egyptian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told: 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you down on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Egyptian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day. The man says: 'But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?' He is told: "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the devil is a former Government employee, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria" !

لما شفت رسالة البريد التاني ... لقيت الصورة دي

ضحكت ... وبدأت أتسائل ...

يا تري إيه جنسية الحصان ده ... ؟؟؟؟

وبعد التمعن في الصورة ... قلت

لأ ... ده حصان أجنبي .....

ده حتي إبن عمه المصري .. ما بيعملهاش

برضه مصر فيها فوائد


د. يحي الشاعر